Sckit(aka)Missy Gummiebears™

MST by YourLastShot (In Bold):

Everyone seems to be jumping on the "MST Lil_Princess" bandwagon so hey? Why can't I?

DISCLAIMER: I wasn't granted permission to do this. But who the fuck cares? This chick basically brings it upon herself.

i decided 2 wryte another stori for Mikey.
[[Here we go... netspeak. Die. Now. WRITE. STORY. USE A SPELL CHECK FOR GOD'S SAKE.]]

murderdolls arent the only band he lykes.
[[No, really?]]

HE LIKES LINKIN PARK
[[So do I, but you don't see me broadcasting it to the world.]]

and murderdolls (DUH)
[[No shit, sherlock. You already mentioned it.]]

and marilyn Manson, AFi, and he lykes Good charlotte sum 2.
[[LIKES. Who's sum 2? Do you mean Sum 41?]]

lol this stori is 4 him about AFI!!!!!
[[STORY. Learn how to use a shift key. And cut down on the punctuation.]]

I dont kno much about Afi so cut me sum slck. lol
[[If you don't know much about AFI then why write about them? Oh wait, I forgot. Your "boyfriend" likes them. By the way, what the fuck is "slck"?]]

Disclaimer: i don't own afi or ne1 in the band and dis nevar happend. :)
[[Can you just die now? Please?]]

mikey woke up and looked at Katie.
[[And yelled out "OH MY GOD... how drunk was I last night to end up with THIS?"]]

he said "Were going to the AFI concert today."
[[Really? You just decided it right then and there that you were going to the AFI concert?]]

"it's gunna rock!!"Said Katie.
[[Punctuation. GONNA. Or going to.]]

"Yeah." sadi Mikey.
[[Sadi? Huh? What's that? Is this some Muslim guy that's in your bed as well?]]

So they got dressed.
[[Well, yeah. That's what you do when you wake up. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious.]]

Katie wore a white tank top under a black button up tshirt and a red and black and plaid skirt. She had black fishnet tights and black boots. She had black eyeliner and black lipstick too and she had two spikey braceletts and black and white rubber braceletts and a leather studded chocker.
[[Because, you know, it's "lYkE, sEw PxNk RaWk!!!"]]

She had shoulder lengthed blond hair with red in the frount and she put it in a ponytail today.
[[There's no such word as lenghted. Nor frount. And why must you always have your hair in a ponytail?]]

Mikey wore a baggy black AFI shirt and baggy blue jeans with a studded belt!
[[Wow. A studded belt. That's really something to be excited about. Hey. I have a studded belt too. Should I also be excited? I mean, it's actually kind of boring. It's just a belt. With studs. They don't do anything. They're just there for decoration. Wait... why do I even have a studded belt? Anyway I'm rambling again. Back to the MST.]]

He had a spikey bracelett and two rubber black braceletts. He had his hair that is brow spiked up.
[[How do you spike your brow? I can't spike mine. But I do tweeze them. It's a real pain in the ass.]]

they got in Mikey's black car and drove the Afi concert! They got their and gave theyr tix to the guy at the door. He told themm to go in. So they did.
[[Of course you'd go in. Duh. I've never been told to go in when I give the security guard my tickets. All I get is a pat down and a nod to prove that I'm safe to go in. And why is there two M's in them?]]

they went to the part where AFI was singing.
[[That would be called the "venue".]]

AFI came out with Davey havok.
[[No shit. Davey's the lead singer. Of course they're going to come out with him. Moron.]]

Ythey sand their songs "girls not grey and silver and cold and sum others".
[[There's a y in front of they. I didn't know you can "sand" a song either. And, to be honest, I don't even like AFI but I know that there's more than just "Girl's Not Grey" and "Silver and Cold". There's no such song as "sum others". Again... SPELL CHECK IS YOUR FRIEND!!!!]]

Me and Mikey kissed eachother.
[[My number 1 pet peeve at a show. Couples who feel the need to kiss in the middle of the pit. Look. If you want to grope each other that's fine. Just do it in a place that's more secluded. Like not in the middle of the pit.]]

It was veery romantic.
[[What's "veery" romantic about that?]]

After the concert Davey hacok
[[Hehehehe.... you said... oh, sorry. I just had a Beavis & Butt-Head moment there. It's HAVOK, dumbass.]]

walked up to us and let us come bakstage.
[[No, no, NO! Bands do not do that!]]

So we did. We taled to AFI and DAVEY havok for 25 minutes.
[[How the fuck can you 'taled' to someone? You know, there are other members of AFI besides DAVEY havok (shift key, goddammit!). There's Jade, Hunter and Adam... oh Christ, why couldn't you have just said you talked to the band since you're that fucking dense?]]

they were really cool.
[[I'm sure they were.]]

Then we went to a rmoantic Resteraunt.
[[Oh God... not the romantic restaurant again... excuse me while I get the puke bucket.]]

There were no tables left!!!
[[Oh boo hoo. Although that doesn't really sound sad at all. You make it sound like you're glad that there are no tables left.]]

So we waited. after a hlaf hour there were still no tables so mikey and Katie walked up to a person who was eating alone.
[[Didn't your mamma ever teach you proper manners? One of them being leave other people alone while they eat.]]

"excuse me. This is a romantic resteraunt." said Mikery.
[["Really?" said the man. "I had no idea that it was a romantic restaurant. I thought this was McDonalds, Mikery." Seriously. If I were that guy, I would have knocked him into the middle of next year. I wouldn't appreciate some punk-assed kid comming up to me and basically telling me to leave.]]

"yeah" agreed Katie. "Ok." siad that person and he left.
[["Yeah I agree. I thought it was McDonalds too but it's not so you have to go." said Katie. So, you're telling this "Siad" person that he has to leave. You're so hardcore.]]

Mikey and Katie sat down on the chairrns.
[[I'm pretty sure that those chairrns are very comfy.]]

A waite came up to them and said he had a mustache.
[["Hi, my name is Joe and I'll be your waite for the evening. By the way, I have a mustache."]]

"He said "May i take your oder?"
[[Oder? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW. That's just wrong on so many levels.]]

"we are going to order sum steak and champagne." said Mikey and me.
[[You mean to tell me Sum 41 has their own line of steak and champagne? Why was I not informed of this?]]

All right" that waiter went and brought us our dinner.
[[If I were you, I'd sue that restaurant for bringing you a raw meal.]]

After we ate, Mikeym said, "katie, I have someything to say to you." "Ok." said Katie.
[[Oh shit... here we go again!]]

The whole resteraunt went quite
[[Quite what? Quite "oh no... not the cliché will you marry me thing again!"? That's what I'd be thinking.]]

and Mikey looked at Katie. Katie looked at Mikey.
[[Here it comes...]]

"Katie, will you marry em?" Asked Mikey.
[[Awwwe... he's proposing for someone else. Or maybe numerous people since he asked if she'll marry 'em.]]

"YES!" said Katie.
[[Wow. You sure are a slut if you're going to marry all of 'em.]]

Mikey gave her a ring and then they danced to a slow song.
[[Once again, a slow song comes out of nowhere. And my IQ drops about a million and a half points while I die a little inside having just read this crap.]]

The End
[[THANK YOU!!!! Now excuse me while I use that puke bucket I brought out earlier.]]

Katie xox
[[Please don’t hug or kiss me. It sickens me greatly.]]